If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
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