I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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