I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
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