i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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