So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
and you fell through a lawn chair
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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