Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Sober January is a disaster.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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