Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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