I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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