I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
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