Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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