Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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