it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
