i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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