VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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