He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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