you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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