Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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