she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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