he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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