Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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