I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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