Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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