i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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