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(619): View more from California

I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."

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(520): View more from Arizona

She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.

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(310): View more from California

I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.

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(404): View more from Georgia

You get home ok?

(1-404): View more from Georgia

Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.

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(904): View more from Florida

I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?

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(313): View more from Michigan

I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”

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