Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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