Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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