I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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