Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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