How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize