That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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