I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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