either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
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