Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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