thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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