Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
My ATM looks so different sober.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I don't want my vagina anymore.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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