I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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