i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
