God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
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