he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
is this the sara with the beer cane?
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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