Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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