you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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