i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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