True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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