on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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