nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
When did angry sex become our thing?
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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