so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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