i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I wish you could order shots online.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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