k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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