I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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