it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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