That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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