That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Hippo gnu deer
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I want to be your penis for a week.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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