Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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