i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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