Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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