And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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