STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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