Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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