Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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