I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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